2003 Texas Bikini Team

 

Adrienne

  1st  year member

 

Hair:  Brown      Height:  5'3"

Eyes:  Dark Brown      Weight:  103 lbs.

Birth date:  Nov. 18        Birthplace:  Dallas, TX

Measurements:  34-21-34

Education:   Associate in Science degree from MCC (Waco, TX);  Bachelor of Science in Mathematics from Baylor University (Waco, TX);  currently teaching trigonometry at a local high school.

Other ACHIEVEMENTS & AWARDS:   Who's Who Award for Baylor; Outstanding Scholars Award; 4 year Dean's List student.

GOALS:   I currently own my own cookie company, but one day I would like to own my own coffee shop selling cookies, smoothies, cheesecakes,  biscotti, pies, cobblers and scones.

FAMILY:   My family is italian/French.  My mother is the most beautiful woman in the world.  Everybody says so.

PETS:    A pet mule named "Pornie".

SPORTS & PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES:   I love swimming and tennis and like to snow ski in the wintertime.

HOBBIES:   I enjoy cooking, making robots, painting, biking, bow hunting and video games.  ("Devil may cry" is a must play!).

FAVORITES

      Cartoon/ cartoon character:  Cowboy Bebop.  Spiderman.  He's my sexy hero.

      Word(s): CFantastic.RAZY.

      Transportation:   '65 Shelby Cobra, preferably blue.

      Place to visit:   Italy in the summertime.

      Designer:  Armani.

      Perfume:  Tresor.

      "Me" time:   Midnight.

      Season or Holiday:  Thanksgiving. Summer.

      Musician:   Eric Clapton & james Taylor.

Movie:   The Matrix with Keanu Reeves.  Go see it.

Book:   All 4 "Harry Potter" books.  I am the biggest Harry Potter fan.  I even have a Harry Potter toothbrush.

      Food or Meal:   Mexican food - - - I should have been born Spanish.

Thing to cook:   Italian shortbread cookies and chicken fried steak..

PERSONALLY

The first thing I want others to notice about me is . . . my sparkling personality.

The second thing I want others to notice is . . . my cute tush.  Why do you think I always wear a bikini.

Sexiest woman in the world:   Salma Hayak.

Sexiest man in the world:   Sean Connery,   . . . Oooh baby.

When I met a man, the first thing I notice is . . . his smile.   His teeth must be sparkling white.  No teeth = no way!.

The second thing I notice is  . . . his shoes.  A guy who takes care of his shoes takes care of his woman.

I love it when guys . . . hold my shopping bags at the mall.

The fastest way to turn me on is  . . . to hold my hand.

I hate it when guys . . . pick a fight just to impress me.

The fastest way to turn me off is  . . .  for a guy to scratch his crotch in public.

Boxers or briefs?   I prefer nothing at all.

I remember the first time I . . . modeled.  I tripped over my high heels and fell off the stage.

When nobody's looking, I like to . . . suck my thumb.

The oldest thing in my refrigerator is . . . jello;  I really should do something about that.

I was most embarassed when . . . some guy peed on my jellyfish sting on my leg in Cancun.  It worked but eeewww!  Maybe if I had been properly introduced to the guy . . .

To get going in the morning, I . . . drink a coke.

To get a good nights sleep, I . . . play video games for any hour.

QUESTIONS

What's so great about swimsuit models:  We 're good at taking off our clothes.

What challenges do swimsuit models face?  Feminists.

What's so great about Texas or Texans? Pretty faces in a pretty place. 

What are you're Texan qualities?    My adorable accent and cute little Texan butt.

What are you're strengths or assets?   My mathematical brainpower.  After that, my boobs.

Who do you most admire and why?   George W. Bush because he's the most powerful man in the world, but doesn't know it.

If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it by and why?   The Osbournes, jsut because they look so interesting.  Maybe we could all have a farting contest.

What country(s) would you like to visit?   France, so I could teach them how to wear a bikini.

What charity would/could you support?   The "Adrienne needs to pay off her $40,000 Baylor loan" charity.

Most interesting person you've met:  Lisa Kudrow from "Friends".  I met her at Conan O'Brien's wedding.  She is the sweetest "friend".  Ha!

Most interesting event you've worked:  I worked with the Dixie Chicks in Austin.  Those gals are terrific.

What advice could you another woman about success?  Always listen to your mother.

When you go to heaven, what will God say to you?   "Nice bikini".